Comedy of the boss and staff talk

Comedy of the boss and staff talk

boss: extremely welcome, there is no certainty that you are our big difference!
staff: If you work too tired, they might
boss I will resign: rest assured, I will not let such things happen!
Staff: I am weekends can rest?
Boss: Of course! This is the bottom line!
staff: usually will work until midnight every day it?
boss: Impossible, who told you?
staff: a meal subsidies it?
boss: bet you do, definitely are higher than peers!
staff: the risk of sudden death with no job?
boss: No! How do you have such thoughts?
Staff: The company regularly organized tour?
boss: This is our express provision!
staff: that I need time now?
boss: No, look at the situation it
staff: wages? Will send you on time?
boss: always so!
staff: do all new employees to do?
boss: how could you on top of many senior colleagues!
staff: If there are vacancies in leadership positions, I can participate in the competition you ah?
boss: No doubt, this is our survival mechanism!
staff: you got to be kidding me?

into the company in a scene look real (read from bottom to top)